Rebexxa Safina: Hey I’m Rebexxa Safina and I’m writing a story about one really cool elf named Trillogy Alva Edison Swift and her best friend in the whole world, Legola Lakens. They have two boys falling all over them… bad boy pirate Cairne and cute, mechanical cyborg Aron. There’s also murder and intrigue and court appearances and other ogre stuff. So ogre! But, anyways, I’m actually exactly like a 14 year old high school freshman/ rabid hyena… so my story is full of tons of hot carcasses. Like totally hot carcasses. YUM! You’ll love it! There’s also space mermaids, leprechauns, goblins and all kinds of other stuff. Enjoy!
[Publisher’s Note: There is some light and comical cussing along with a few adult situations and adult humor sprinkled throughout this saga. It is packed full of wacky sentences and surreal situations. If you think this might not be your thing, proceed no further!]
[WARNING: The following chapters are all very rough drafts, without copyediting. The last few books get especially wild. The first two are basically going to stay the same.]